My thoughts, ramblings, memories, and sometimes incoherent babbling.....
Damn I wish I was frisking him myself. Yummy!
Mercy! Is that picture for real? (I haven't flown in awhile)
There is no where on planet Earth worth going to that makes it OK for this fat ugly bastard to put his latex wrapped fingers inside the underwear of a frat jock who may be packing dick but little else in those sweatpants. That uniformed jackass from TSA just wishes he could see his own tiny dick under that gut cinched under his own waste band. Touching anybody in that manner in a public place is just wrong. That belongs in private except this fat ass probably would have demanded a strip search so he could just have a little better look at that ass round back. Michigan man deserves a first class upgrade and free drinks for life from the hottest flight attendant on the plane.